Kim's Top 5 Book & TV Tie-Ins At WH Smith This Christmas:

Gillian McKeith’s “I’m A Nutritionist, Get Me Merchandising Rights” – A bogus litigation training book and DVD by the UK’s premier libel dispensing nutritionist, Gillian McKeith (BSc NuTrit) with a bonus workout for your abs. (£49.99) Insititude for Optimum Nutrition Academic Press

The Faber Pop-Up Book of David Kelly’s Autopsy – Find out what really happened in this sexed-up report suitable for ages 3-11. Includes a life-size origami model of the dead UN weapons inspector which won’t take 45 minutes to deploy! (£16.99) Faber & Faber

Wonders of My Underpants – Photogenic TV physicist Brian Cox rotates the Hubble telescope towards his privates and takes us on a voyage through the many marvels of Y-Fronts, cotton briefs, boxer shorts and speedos. Perfect stocking filler for Dads who score high on the autism scale. (£24.99) BBC Worldwide

You’re Sired – Alan Sugar, star of BBC’s The Apprentice discusses his hilarious experiences with IVF and why his own childless impotence made Amstrad a virile prospect to sexually inexperienced investors. (£14.99) BBC Worldwide

The Hairy Bikers: A Dish Too Far – TV’s favourite pair of hirsute chefs wreak motorized havoc on middle-England and attempt to recapture their nomadic youth of gang-violence, by terrorizing a small parish community in Hertfordshire. Contains rape and over 100 recipes. (£19.99) BBC Worldwide